The Top 20 Fitting Burials

Dr. Fredric J. Baur, who died May 4, 2008, was so proud of having designed the container for Pringles potato crisps that he asked his family to bury him in one.


From TopFive.com comes this Top 20 Fitting Burials


20. Hillary Clinton: buried, resurrected, buried, resurrected, buried, resurrected...

19. Clarence Birdseye: cryogenically preserved

18. Dick Cheney: burial details and location classified until 2108

17. Peter Benchley: buried in a sarcophagus

16. Carrot Top: buried vertically, with just his "carrot top" hair sticking out of the ground -- and there's no need to wait until he's dead

15. Al Gore: buried on a balmy, sun-drenched beach in Greenland

14. Tony Orlando: buried at dawn

13. Kenny G.: ashes spread in dentist offices and elevators nationwide

12. Dick Clark: preserved with no embalming fluid whatsoever, then dropped in Times Square

11. Michael Vick: buried under six feet of dog shit

10. Chris White: buried beneath a tombstone reading "... and the Number 1 Reason You Shouldn't Be Mourning Me: I can see up your skirt from here!"

9. John Candy: buried in a vending machine

8. Michael Jackson: **censored**

7. Ann Coulter: doesn't matter where, just make sure the stake is in her heart

6. Criss Angel: buried in the soda can YOU'RE DRINKING FROM RIGHT NOW!!!

5. Hugh Hefner: buried in a melon patch

4. Lisa Nowak: buried in a large, adult diaper thrown in the face of that little Shipman bitch!!!

3. Barbara Bush: buried in a Quaker Oats container

2. Lew Alcindor: kareemated

and the Number 1 Fitting Burial...

1. Paris Hilton: buried in a somewhat pretty, albeit extremely shallow, grave